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A Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen

by Erin on October 24th, 2007

Travis Nicholson, a writer for The Brock Press, has a crush on Mary-Kate Olsen, and he wants the world to know! Check out this letter that he published in the Canadian paper today:

How weird is it that I’m writing this letter to you? You’re Michelle-f***ing-Tanner fer chrissakes, and back in the ’90s I totally had a thing for your sister Stephanie. Alas, I was an avid Full House fan and that’s something that any woman daft enough to invest a hint of emotional effort into me is going to have to deal with. With this absurd fascination with Full House comes: my rage issues, kinky behaviour involving lederhosen, I’m a werewolf, a total lack of concern for the future and a painfully small penis. You better believe I am one hell of a catch.

You’ve been in the newest season of Weeds, which happens to be my favourite TV show currently on the air. I must say you’re a little bit too comfortable or too good at playing a total stoner, but the character is totally someone I dig and maybe even come to love (even if you’re a stoner that’s seriously into Jesus). The role looks good on ya, sport. But I have to ask: Michelle Tanner, do you like to get stoned?

I think you do because, let’s face it, you have no reason not to. You’re 21 and worth a billion f***ing dollars. Put me in your shoes and I’d gallivant around the world drinking Starbucks and wearing a bed sheet for clothes just like you.

To read the entire letter, click here.

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POSTED IN: Humor, Mary-Kate Olsen, Mary-Kate and Ashley TV and Movies:, Weeds